I must not tell lies

Remember how, about once a year for the past few years, I've been promising to write more and update my blog more, and then I never do? That's so lame, right? It's so lame.

I lied so bad, but it wasn't on purpose. I really INTENDED to update more frequently, but here's the crux of the problem:

I'm terrible at maintaining more than 1 social media platform at once, and I'm also terrible at tying up loose ends in more than 1 creative writing outlet at once. As it stands, I have Facebook (where I bless the Land of Web with my snarky observations and passably clever witticisms on a near-daily basis), I have my own paper journal (which I write in using my actual hand and an actual pen, medieval-style), and I have my weekly creative writing class with Miss Pamela Des Barres (groupie, bestselling author, rock 'n' roll legend, my fake mom). This blog makes 4 separate arenas in which I have to think of things worth expressing and interesting ways to express them.

Can I do it? CAN I POSSIBLY BE CLEVER AND ENDEARING 4 DIFFERENT WAYS AT ONCE?

Oh, Internet-Land, you flatter me. Fine, I'll try.

I'm going to try to update my blog at LEAST once weekly, and hopefully more frequently than that. And then you can read it and go "LOL!" or "LMAO!" or "ROFL!" or "ROFLMAO!" or at least "WTF?" and you can share it with your friends and they can read it and their friends can read it and before long I will be really cool and popular.*

Here's where I need your help, because of course I need your help: BUG ME ABOUT THIS. If I'm getting lazy and haven't blogged in a long time, needle me to write something. I will likely respond that nothing interesting has happened, or I'm feeling too misanthropic to say anything nice about anything in my life, or I'd rather think about cats and clip my toenails. This is your cue to respond with, "Nichole, certainly you have SOME worthwhile observation to make about SOMETHING. Have you eaten any snacks lately, for instance? Or thought about what completely untamable animal you wish was your friend? Or used public transportation? Or come to any conclusions about the thing where boys seem not to know how to buy an ideal pair of fitted pants?" The answer to any of the above is sure to be "Yes."

So don't let me off the hook, unless I am on an actual hook, in which case, definitely do everything your power to help me get off of it.

K thx g2g by c-ya.

*(LOL OMG u wish Nichole srsly)